obvs my bf is making me fat.

came across this article at nytimes.com yesterday. the basic idea is that, as a lady, i'll likely get fatter faster living with my bf than i would if i were single. if i had a baby i'd get fatter fastest; really dodged a bullet on that one.

i sent eben a text after i read this article, asking him WHY he would do that (make me fat).

his response was even more assuring than i could have ever expected. "more cushion for the pushin."

pass the potato chips!