now updated with 130% better haircut!

i got my hair cut recently by my FANTASTIC and SEXY friend, shanna. it makes my look maybe a million times better than real life, so obvs i had to share:


but so you don't actually expect me to look like this if you ever meet me, i've included a more accurate portrait, as well. with text included, FOR FREE.


YOU'RE WELCOME.

sparkles (not in a vampy way),
a

ps yes there are fingerprints on the second pic. I'M A HIPSTER, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? (apologies to eb for use of the word "hipster.")

pps i just realized that there are not snacks on me, just buttons. i am more put together than i thought! i do remember a beer spill on this top, though. or rather i found the evidence of a beer spill on this top the next day. same thing.